LOL du Jour : Penis Power

Words cannot contain the laughter comin' outa my mouf when I done listen to this urban sexologist from some public access channel somewheres in a hood near you. I love her. She really nails it on the "head".

FLASHMOB!

So I've been obsessed with flashmobs for ages now, and I finally got to be a part of one. It was fun indeed, kind of a miscarriage though... but awesome to watch.



After this experience I realized that I prefer adhoc public performance -- so I want to start a Flashmob that I will call APPS (Adhoc public performance series). What will this entail? It will be more like 10 people randomly forming a line in a subway station, pulling orange traffic cones out of their suitcase, placing them on their head and yelling in unison, "We love Tacos, We love Tacos, yes we do!" And then they will put their orange cones away, and disperse.

Song Du Jour

Holler at some kickass tunes my little bizznatchies. I love Ting Tings, this new track makes me laugh giggle times nine and wave hands in car while driving like silly Angeleno.

Ms Palin if You're Nasty

Thank God for Levi Johnston, b/c of him we get to see more of Sarah Palin babbling like a moss soaked moose hunter. She gave him an open invitation on Oprah to come home for thanksgiving, even though he's in "porn".
Can't wait for that...wonder if he would attend, and would he bring a copy of the Playgirl spread for Ms. Palin?

LOL du Jour

This Korean ad for ramen in which the group Girl's Generation sings the theme to classic videogame "Bubble Bobble" is burning up the Internets right now, and for good reason: Ramen, videogames, Korean advertising, girl groups—it's like a checklist for virality! Please do enjoy.

DISTURBING

WOW. Whoa. WOW. Makes you think a second time about recycling, protecting the planet, and littering.



Photographer Chris Jordan writes:

"These photographs of albatross chicks were made in September 2009 on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking. To document this phenomenon as faithfully as possible, not a single piece of plastic in any of these photographs was moved, placed, manipulated, arranged, or altered in any way. These images depict the actual stomach contents of baby birds in one of the world's most remote marine sanctuaries, more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent."

Thoughts on Lady Gaga

The pop culture aficionado Brian Hedden makes the above Lady Gaga video all make sense:

It's fierce. I am dying over the gold sculptural dress that she tries to wear towards the end. Stefani is a force to be reckoned with. Her best video yet. I'll give her that.

However, I do feel like she has thrown in everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink. I am not sure how long she can ride the "I am art and fashion and I am really really weird" angle. The music industry is such that consumer's attention spans are small and their tolerance for gimmicks low. The public likes to see real people behind their pop stars and Stefani Germanotta from Yonkers, NY has not shown that she is a real person. She is Lady GaGa. She is a character. It will be interesting to see if people continue to stay interested in someone who is all performance and no humanity. She is infinitely more talented than the Britneys and Rhiannas of the world and because of that I am on her side. She also seems very very smart and I have faith that she knows how to map out a long career ala Madonna. The biggest similarity between her in Madonna is that intelligence and curiosity with all things subversive and underground. I do still think she is gay bait personified. Only time will tell.

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WTF Alert

If you need to be entertained, I highly suggest watching Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie on the BET Hip Hop Awards red carpet. First of all, I tend not to subscribe to reality TV nor the BET channel, so I was unaware of a reality show with Keyshia Cole (I would be unable to point her out in a lineup) and her mother. At first listen/watch I thought Frankie was actually high as a kite and a total freak show... but then to learn a little more that she used to be an addict and has parlayed her celebutardom into something of a good interviewer, I laud her. Her voice does still make me think of that long haired bitch in the ring that crawls out of the TV

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Birthday Message to My Brother

You are seriously like the best brother I have. Wait, you're the only brother I have, oh no -- there are those two half brothers, but they don't count cause they suck. So seriously, thanks for being so awesome. I know it's hard work to be so awesome ALL the frickin' time, but keep it up because the city of Richmond is depending on you for its awesomeness guidelines. Plus, if you're not awesome and popular, then what are you? I mean, no one wants to be friends with a loser, and that's not what I signed up for in being your brother. So stay cool, ok? I don't even need to tell you though, cause coolness comes naturally to you. That's why you're so easy to love. Now I'm rambling, I meant to just say Happy Birthday, but your awesomeness has overtaken me and made me diarrhea of the mouth and keyboard. In all seriousness, Thanks for being the brother that I look up to and turn to for all my "how to be a pimp" needs. Not sure if you know this, but people worship you, I read it in the National Geographic when I was taking a dump at work the other day -- some tribal religion in Papua New Guinea is actually centered around you as their number one god! Their number two god was some chick from Real Housewives of Atlanta or some bullshit, thank the gods that you were their number one. After I read it I said aloud, "I knew it! I just knew that brother of mine was a god!" The guy in the stall next to me sure thought I was weird, cause who yells that kind of stuff when they're crapping. Anyway, for real, Happy Birthday you mega super hero brother that never even needs sleep cause he's a divine machine! So cool. My friends are all jealous, and that makes me feel good about myself.