Things I Like to Read....While I Should be Working

** Major Blog Overhaul

2010-09-28T07:58:00.000-07:00

I get overwhelmed when I look at a newspaper. I see all the headlines and realize that there is so much information in the world and only so much time in a day to absorb it. But what's the point of absorbing this information? What am I going to do differently now that I know that Brazil is facing a currency crisis, Kim Jong Il is prepping his teenage son for succession, and POM juice is getting slapped by the FTC for using health claims in advertising? How will I progress further towards serenity and personal success now that I know that Comcast is buying NBC Universal from GE?

The answer - I don't know. Right now, I do not know what anything outside of right now will entail. So I choose to write these thoughts in a web log to chronicle the knowledge that I'm gleaning. I am preserving this moment in time to make it feel worth something. To make me feel worth something. After all, we all want to feel valid and purpose-driven in life, right?

So, after a huge hiatus, my blog is back. It's back for itself, well more for me, as a therapeutic response to an existential crisis.

Manifest Equality art show in Hollywood displays love, civil rights in the time of Prop. 8 - latimes.com

2010-03-03T22:27:00.001-08:00

Manifest Equality art show in Hollywood displays love, civil rights in the time of Prop. 8 - latimes.com

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SOLID GOLD

2010-03-01T08:28:00.001-08:00

SOLID GOLD ‘MATTER OF TIME’

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This Aussie is Lovin' It

2010-02-16T07:59:00.000-08:00

His weekend pass-times are haunting him on the job:

Alec Baldwin Attacks Photog

2010-02-15T07:27:00.000-08:00

ALEC BALDWIN - attacked a photographer as he left the hospital yesterday and had to be restrained by police. It was either because the photographer was crowding Baldwin, or because he’s fat and the photographer was dressed like a pint of ice cream. “NOM NOM NOM”, Baldwin said

friday morning headlines

Fascinating!

2010-02-10T23:01:00.001-08:00

Little Kids + Popular Hip Hop Song = Treat

2010-01-20T00:24:00.001-08:00

This makes me want to take music lessons.

Rick Warren Vs. Sam Harris

2010-01-13T14:12:00.000-08:00

Sometimes we come up against very differing viewpoints in the world, and it can just make you go batty trying to understand. For example:

So a friend mentioned that he just had to read some Sam Harris online to keep from losing his mind over this. Here's the convo he came across between Rick Warren and Sam Harris. Harris is so brilliant and sane. And hilarious:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17889148/site/newsweek/print/1/displaymode/1098/

HARRIS: It is intellectually dishonest, frankly, to say that you are sure that Jesus was born of a virgin.
WARREN: I say I accept that by faith. And I think it's intellectually dishonest for you to say you have proof that it didn't happen. Here's the difference between you and me. I am open to the possibility that I am wrong in certain areas, and you are not.
HARRIS: Oh, I am absolutely open to that.
WARREN: So you are open to the possibility that you might be wrong about Jesus?
HARRIS: And Zeus. Absolutely.
WARREN: And what are you doing to study that?
HARRIS: I consider it such a low-probability event that I—
WARREN: A low probability? When there are 96 percent believers in the world? So is everybody else an idiot?
HARRIS: It is quite possible for most people to be wrong—as are most Americans who think that evolution didn't occur.
WARREN: That's an arrogant statement.
HARRIS: It's an honest statement.

Viewpoints: Equality for lesbians and gays is an inevitability - Sacramento Opinion - Sacramento Editorial | Sacramento Bee

2010-01-05T08:06:00.001-08:00

Viewpoints: Equality for lesbians and gays is an inevitability - Sacramento Opinion - Sacramento Editorial | Sacramento Bee

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DJ Earworm's 2009 Clip Casserole!

2009-12-28T18:03:00.000-08:00

I LOVE this, and want to jam all NYE to this:

Included in the above mashup:

The Black Eyed Peas - BOOM BOOM POW
Lady Gaga - POKER FACE
Lady Gaga Featuring Colby O'Donis - JUST DANCE
The Black Eyed Peas - I GOTTA FEELING
Taylor Swift - LOVE STORY
Flo Rida - RIGHT ROUND
Jason Mraz - I'M YOURS
Beyonce - SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT)
Kanye West - HEARTLESS
The All-American Rejects - GIVES YOU HELL
Taylor Swift - YOU BELONG WITH ME
T.I. Featuring Justin Timberlake - DEAD AND GONE
The Fray - YOU FOUND ME
Kings Of Leon - USE SOMEBODY
Keri Hilson Featuring Kanye West & Ne-Yo - KNOCK YOU DOWN
Jamie Foxx Featuring T-Pain - BLAME IT
Pitbull - I KNOW YOU WANT ME (CALLE OCHO)
T.I. Featuring Rihanna - LIVE YOUR LIFE
Soulja Boy Tell 'em Featuring Sammie - KISS ME THRU THE PHONE
Jay Sean Featuring Lil Wayne - DOWN
Miley Cyrus - THE CLIMB
Drake - BEST I EVER HAD
Kelly Clarkson - MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU
Beyonce - HALO
Katy Perry - HOT N COLD

Mayor of DC Passes Marriage Equality

2009-12-18T09:25:00.003-08:00

Mayor Adrian Fenty has signed Washington D.C.'s marriage equality bill:

"In a raucous signing ceremony at a northwest Washington church, Mayor Fenty officially legalized same-sex marriage in the District, distributing ceremonial pens among the Council members standing behind him. The law now will go through a period of review consisting of 30 days in which Congress is in session. If the law passes that hurdle -- as is widely expected -- the first gay marriages in the District could take in late winter or early spring of 2010. The ceremony at All Souls Unitarian Church -- one of many in the city that supported the legislation -- opened with comments by Fenty, Council chairman Vincent Gray, and Council members Phil Mendelson, David Catania and Jim Graham. In his opening remarks, Fenty recalled that when his own parents were married, many states would have refused to recognize their bonds. Fenty's father is black, while his mother is white. 'Today an era of struggle ends for thousands of D.C. residents,' he said. 'Our city is taking a leap forward.'"

Photo of the Day: Yo Mamma Bin Shoppin'

2009-11-24T14:36:00.001-08:00

Gay Terrorism Alert! Hide your couture, your interior design plans, and your sassiness! Yo Mamma Bin Shoppin' is coming to blow it all up in the name of Allah-more-for-me-bitches.

LOL du Jour : Penis Power

2009-11-20T11:55:00.000-08:00

Words cannot contain the laughter comin' outa my mouf when I done listen to this urban sexologist from some public access channel somewheres in a hood near you. I love her. She really nails it on the "head".

FLASHMOB!

2009-11-20T09:03:00.000-08:00

So I've been obsessed with flashmobs for ages now, and I finally got to be a part of one. It was fun indeed, kind of a miscarriage though... but awesome to watch.

After this experience I realized that I prefer adhoc public performance -- so I want to start a Flashmob that I will call APPS (Adhoc public performance series). What will this entail? It will be more like 10 people randomly forming a line in a subway station, pulling orange traffic cones out of their suitcase, placing them on their head and yelling in unison, "We love Tacos, We love Tacos, yes we do!" And then they will put their orange cones away, and disperse.

Song Du Jour

2009-11-17T23:32:00.001-08:00

Holler at some kickass tunes my little bizznatchies. I love Ting Tings, this new track makes me laugh giggle times nine and wave hands in car while driving like silly Angeleno.

Ms Palin if You're Nasty

2009-11-16T14:19:00.000-08:00

Thank God for Levi Johnston, b/c of him we get to see more of Sarah Palin babbling like a moss soaked moose hunter. She gave him an open invitation on Oprah to come home for thanksgiving, even though he's in "porn".
Can't wait for that...wonder if he would attend, and would he bring a copy of the Playgirl spread for Ms. Palin?

LOL du Jour

2009-11-12T14:04:00.000-08:00

This Korean ad for ramen in which the group Girl's Generation sings the theme to classic videogame "Bubble Bobble" is burning up the Internets right now, and for good reason: Ramen, videogames, Korean advertising, girl groups—it's like a checklist for virality! Please do enjoy.

DISTURBING

2009-11-12T09:38:00.000-08:00

WOW. Whoa. WOW. Makes you think a second time about recycling, protecting the planet, and littering.

Photographer Chris Jordan writes:

"These photographs of albatross chicks were made in September 2009 on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. The nesting babies are fed bellies-full of plastic by their parents, who soar out over the vast polluted ocean collecting what looks to them like food to bring back to their young. On this diet of human trash, every year tens of thousands of albatross chicks die on Midway from starvation, toxicity, and choking. To document this phenomenon as faithfully as possible, not a single piece of plastic in any of these photographs was moved, placed, manipulated, arranged, or altered in any way. These images depict the actual stomach contents of baby birds in one of the world's most remote marine sanctuaries, more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent."

Thoughts on Lady Gaga

2009-11-11T16:15:00.000-08:00

The pop culture aficionado Brian Hedden makes the above Lady Gaga video all make sense:

It's fierce. I am dying over the gold sculptural dress that she tries to wear towards the end. Stefani is a force to be reckoned with. Her best video yet. I'll give her that.

However, I do feel like she has thrown in everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink. I am not sure how long she can ride the "I am art and fashion and I am really really weird" angle. The music industry is such that consumer's attention spans are small and their tolerance for gimmicks low. The public likes to see real people behind their pop stars and Stefani Germanotta from Yonkers, NY has not shown that she is a real person. She is Lady GaGa. She is a character. It will be interesting to see if people continue to stay interested in someone who is all performance and no humanity. She is infinitely more talented than the Britneys and Rhiannas of the world and because of that I am on her side. She also seems very very smart and I have faith that she knows how to map out a long career ala Madonna. The biggest similarity between her in Madonna is that intelligence and curiosity with all things subversive and underground. I do still think she is gay bait personified. Only time will tell.

Catch more pop culture analytics at his Vlog Sound's Like a Hit

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Video Dating Clip, Part 1 - 1987 | Found Footage Festival

2009-11-10T21:28:00.001-08:00

Video Dating Clip, Part 1 - 1987 | Found Footage Festival

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WTF Alert

2009-11-09T15:52:00.000-08:00

If you need to be entertained, I highly suggest watching Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie on the BET Hip Hop Awards red carpet. First of all, I tend not to subscribe to reality TV nor the BET channel, so I was unaware of a reality show with Keyshia Cole (I would be unable to point her out in a lineup) and her mother. At first listen/watch I thought Frankie was actually high as a kite and a total freak show... but then to learn a little more that she used to be an addict and has parlayed her celebutardom into something of a good interviewer, I laud her. Her voice does still make me think of that long haired bitch in the ring that crawls out of the TV

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Birthday Message to My Brother

2009-11-06T11:20:00.000-08:00

You are seriously like the best brother I have. Wait, you're the only brother I have, oh no -- there are those two half brothers, but they don't count cause they suck. So seriously, thanks for being so awesome. I know it's hard work to be so awesome ALL the frickin' time, but keep it up because the city of Richmond is depending on you for its awesomeness guidelines. Plus, if you're not awesome and popular, then what are you? I mean, no one wants to be friends with a loser, and that's not what I signed up for in being your brother. So stay cool, ok? I don't even need to tell you though, cause coolness comes naturally to you. That's why you're so easy to love. Now I'm rambling, I meant to just say Happy Birthday, but your awesomeness has overtaken me and made me diarrhea of the mouth and keyboard. In all seriousness, Thanks for being the brother that I look up to and turn to for all my "how to be a pimp" needs. Not sure if you know this, but people worship you, I read it in the National Geographic when I was taking a dump at work the other day -- some tribal religion in Papua New Guinea is actually centered around you as their number one god! Their number two god was some chick from Real Housewives of Atlanta or some bullshit, thank the gods that you were their number one. After I read it I said aloud, "I knew it! I just knew that brother of mine was a god!" The guy in the stall next to me sure thought I was weird, cause who yells that kind of stuff when they're crapping. Anyway, for real, Happy Birthday you mega super hero brother that never even needs sleep cause he's a divine machine! So cool. My friends are all jealous, and that makes me feel good about myself.

Fawlty Towers Filled With the Funny

2009-11-05T15:10:00.000-08:00

It takes a lot to make me laugh. And very few sitcoms make me laugh, especially the dribble that still comes with a laugh track and usually airs on CBS. I would rather watch corn grow than watch "Two and a Half Men," or shall I say, "Two and a Half Miscarriages." But the British classic, Fawlty Towers still stands the test of time and makes me cackle like a Cornish hen. Thus I jumped and squealed like a 12 year old nelly boy watching figure skating when I found that Fawlty Towers, named the #1 television series of all time by the British Film Institute, is celebrating it's 30th birthday, (just like I will soon) by releasing the deluxe, special edition DVD box set – Fawlty Towers Remastered. This crack-rock in a box will deliver fresh bonus material including newly recorded commentary from Cleese, all-new cast interviews, and much more.

Basil Fawlty (John Cleese) is a much put-upon, hardworking hotel manager whose life is plagued by dead guests, hotel inspectors and other assorted riff-raff. Of course his biggest headache is his “little nest of vipers,” his nagging wife Sibyl, the unflappable Polly and the trainee waiter from Barcelona, Manuel, who has marginally more intelligence than a monkey.

More fun than a real housewife of (fill in the blank) dying.... is the facebook lookalike contest! You can go ahead and enter, but I'm pretty sure I'm already going to win, so back off bitches.

Skip first,then trot to your interweb computer machine so you can buy this master of laughter: BBCShopAmerica

After you do some handstands and somersaults, you'll want to finish watching the whole box set. Me likey.

Someone Buy Me This

2009-11-05T12:05:00.000-08:00

Hi you guys. I'm hoping some hot betch who lives in, or is planning on visiting NYC soon will buy me these really neato super cool sunglasses. Their some Australian brand Ksubi. They only have one store and it's in Manhattan. So, if you're reading this post oh dear love of my life that is too shy to introduce yourself, you can do so by buying me these glasses. Thanks for your time.

The Perfect Christmas Present

2009-11-04T12:11:00.001-08:00

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33131872

Hysterical!

2009-11-04T09:54:00.001-08:00

IT'S DECORATIVE
GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

BY COLIN NISSAN

- - - -

I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I'm about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it's gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There's a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I'm going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, "Aren't those gourds straining your neck?" And I'm just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, "It's fall, fuckfaces. You're either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you're not."

Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff'rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn't it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they're both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that's upsetting, but I'm not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.

The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it's not summer, it's not winter, and it's not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers.

Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you're going to fucking love my house. Just look where you're walking or you'll get KO'd by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you're going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.

For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.

Welcome to autumn, fuckheads!

Music Video Du Jour: Fan Death

2009-11-02T09:09:00.000-08:00

Fan Death, not to be confused with the South Korean Urban Legend (Fan death is a South Korean urban legend which states that an electric fan, if left running overnight in a closed room, can cause the death of those inside (by suffocation, poisoning, or hypothermia). Fans manufactured and sold in Korea are equipped with a timer switch that turns them off after a set number of minutes, which users are frequently urged to set when going to sleep with a fan on.)

..is gloriously downcast, sad symphonic disco

Their track "Reunited" smells like a bonfire and tastes like pancakes with blueberry syrup. It makes me feel like I'm on a flight from Berlin to Budapest to meet my highschool exchange student friend that I haven't seen in a decade. It has just enough beat to make me dance in between brush strokes on my new expressionistic painting I'm coughing up.

Hometown: Vancouver, Canada.

The lineup: Dandi and Marta.

The background (via the Guardian): Fan Death are the best new disco act we've heard since we bigged up Hercules & Love Affair in January. The best and the most authentic-sounding: they're not nu rave, or an indie-dance band, or a guitar group using a funk undercarriage. They've got the slightly wonky strings, elegant mid-tempo rhythms and female vocals of disco, recalling the music's golden age – ie. between the release of Donna Summer's Love To Love You Baby in 1975 and the ritual burning of disco records in that baseball stadium in Chicago that signalled the death of disco in 1979. They're a girl duo who recognise that all the best disco records were sung by women, and they sing in the blank, distracted manner of all the finest disco divas. Really, they hardly sing at all – they open their mouths and pout and this spookily, exquisitely blank, almost Teutonic sound comes out.

More Annoyance

2009-10-30T16:06:00.000-07:00

I suppose Adam Lambert is a nice person and a talented singer, but his flamboyance is still annoying me. Trust me, I have nothing wrong with some rockstar eyeliner, but what the F is he doing with this gay connected ring contraption on his hand? It looks like Darth Vader aborted his robot fetus and dipped Adam's hand into the mess.
If you want to be a hot cross-dressing style rocker, you have to pull it off right...which means combining the right amount of macho bravado with the finer artistic feminine mystique. Adam is failing at this and ends up looking like a tranny.

Scott Speedman's Halloween Costume

2009-10-30T15:35:00.000-07:00

He wore a muffin top for Halloween!

Parade - More like Abortion, The Musical.

2009-10-29T12:10:00.001-07:00

“BRILLIANT MUSICAL... explosive story... a magnificent cast. Catch it before it passes by.”
- Les Spindle, The Hollywood Reporter

Les, you are a DIRTY, FILTHY, LIAR!

This production was the most boring, uneventful musical I ever slept through. I literally would have rather watched Kim Kardashian cut her toenails for 2 hours.
Despite the absolute lack of engagement, the show's star was a pleasure to watch. TR Knight turned out to be a stellar singer, a great character actor, and fun. And the blacktor was hot. And Zachary Quinto, the gactor (gay actor) from Heroes was in the audience.

Run far far away from the Mark Taper forum until this abortion is cleaned up.

Governator Arnie emails clever F-You

2009-10-29T12:05:00.000-07:00

Arnie claims X-rated email was in fact an 8 billion-to-1 coincidence.
California Governor denies sending cryptic four-letter rebuke to rival.
The Terminator found himself attempting to play down the revelation that a blunt email he sent to one of San Francisco's Democratic Assemblymen contained what US news bulletins have somewhat prudishly described as an "X-rated rebuke".

At first sight, the message that Mr Schwarzenegger sent to Tom Ammiano, explaining why he'd vetoed a boring bill about financing the city's port, seems straightforward enough. It begins "for some time now", and concludes: "I believe it is unnecessary to sign this measure at this time." However, a vertical reading of the first left-hand letter in each of the seven lines of the main body of the email suggests that the former Kindergarten Cop actor, who is due to leave office next year, was passing on an altogether less statesmanlike message. It reads: "F-U-C-K-Y-O-U."

What a crafty boobed governor. Good call biatch.

World's Most Beautiful Object : A Fireplace?

2009-10-13T09:03:00.000-07:00

OMG, LOL, ICYDK, Why The Face (WTF)

I'm a big fan of random award presentations, and am considering a series of postings on the most random awards... Every industry, in efforts to get PR for their products or companies has award shows or presentations that to the lay person may come across as silly. Well silliness is my middle name biatch.

This suspended black steel fireplace designed by French company Focus just won the award for World's Most Beautiful Object at the Pulchra design competition in Italy. Pulchra calls itself "the first beauty contest devoted exclusively to objects." Other candidates included a Philips TV, a Sony Ericsson phone, and a diamond.

I Want to Be in This Band

2009-10-12T11:16:00.000-07:00

I just stumbled on Sugar and Gold this morning. I don't know who they are yet, nor listened to any of their tracks. Solely based on this photo, I want to be in this band. Ok, I just listened to their music. Their Myspace page claims them to be : melodramatic popular song / electro / psychedelic.
Ok, so their music is like electro punkish hippie dance music club kats. It's fun. It's silly and whimsical and I like their hairnets.

You could probably decipher from the above photo that Sugar & Gold are preening, Parliament-obsessed grooveslayers, excavators of rapturous nightclub funk. And you'd be completely on point–they are basically a (tad) less theatrical, less twee, much more awesome Of Montreal. For a new twelve-inch on Antenna Farm, the San Francisco quintet's live, lovably swelling "AYA" was versioned by Justin Van Der Volgen of !!! into seven minutes of melting house keys and incessant vogue pulse. Taster MP3 below, pick up the full release right here.

Bill Maher: New Rule: Everyone Deserves Equal Rights

2009-10-09T11:04:00.001-07:00

Bill Maher: New Rule: Everyone Deserves Equal Rights

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My Thoughts for the Day: Global Warming

2009-10-06T09:07:00.001-07:00

My thoughts for the day
subject: Global Warming

You may all have colleagues, parents or friends that say "I don't believe in global warming." That's interesting. They're applying their faith or belief system to something scientific. That's like me saying, "I don't believe in the combustion engine" Or, "I don't believe in endocrinology, those doctors are feeding into society's lies"

What does it mean about the way we live now that so many people are using the language of faith (and our beloved fairy tales) to address the problems of science?

Well, I read a post that helped explain.....

Ask a scientist - Steven Hamburg, who recently joined Environmental Defense Fund as Chief Scientist. “But it boils down to one big issue. Society cannot handle uncertainty. And science is about uncertainty. We no longer understand how science works, how the scientific process moves. People want black and white. True or false. Climate science is too complex for that kind of binary thinking. "

Read more:

http://blogs.edf.org/personalnature/

Vote No on 1 | Protect Maine Equality

2009-10-02T20:51:00.001-07:00

Everyone needs to visit this site, donate, become a part of the solution to bigotry and lies. Dirty inequality is fun for no one. Bigots think inequality is fun for awhile, but then it bites them in the ass and hurts. Right Mr. Crist, Mr Haggard? Wouldn't you agree?

Vote No on 1 | Protect Maine Equality

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Google Pushing Solar Technology

2009-10-01T10:10:00.001-07:00

Google Pushing Solar Technology — Hard

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Eric Brewer: Mayor or Temptress? YOU decide.

2009-09-28T16:19:00.001-07:00

Scandal. Sexy-time. Lingerie. Cleveland. I can see the Lifetime movie starring Dennis Haysbert now!

Mayor Eric Brewer is running for re-election, and some trann-tastic pictures surfaced of the East Cleveland mayor wearing sexy lingerie in a "come pump me" doggie style pose. If only more mayors acted like this I think we'd have a lot more vibrant holiday parades across the midwest.

Ooh, what about a super hero movie for him! Mayor by day, tranny hooker/crime fighter by night! Nothing scares the criminals away more than these poses. i love it times nineteen.

Take your top off.

Open Post: Hosted By Mayor Eric Brewer | Dlisted

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Kirk Cameron is the origin of WTF Are you Kidding ME?

2009-09-28T10:31:00.001-07:00

We all know that the childhood heart throb who's TV best friend was named Boner has been living in crazytown for many years now, and been dishing cataclysmic propaganda to the masses via the web and Christian bookstores. Well, he is now taking a trip to Anne Heche's village of Celestia, with his most recent work:

And here's the response:

Why doesn't he spend his time and money on solving real world problems like hunger, poverty, and equality.

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

2009-09-23T17:10:00.001-07:00

Now that explains everything!

Kitty Wigs!

2009-09-23T14:32:00.000-07:00

Oh wow this is my favorite thing since fried cheesecake. This cats are glamorous. And bitchy. I like cats cause they're bitchy. You can scream and call them names and it's ok, cause they started it. Screw you kitties with wigs.

LOL du Jour

2009-09-22T23:07:00.001-07:00

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Zellweger Still Has Sour Face

2009-09-22T21:15:00.001-07:00

This just in: Rene Zellweger still has a sour puss pout. Sources say she bites lemons all day to make a face only she thinks is cute.

She also doesn't like the idea of gaining weight for the next Bridget Jones bullshet, so she goin' wear a fatsuit.

ImNotObsessed.com

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My Fave

2009-09-22T21:13:00.000-07:00

Just Sayin...

Mackenzie Phillips, Why?

2009-09-22T21:11:00.001-07:00

On Oprah tomorrow, Mackenzie Phillips is supposed tell the world a sick, twisted, oh-no-you-di-uhnt-family secret. Well, the secret cat is out of the secret bag and it's made my stomach lurch and snurl.

In her new tell-all book High on Arrival, Mackenzie says that she had sex with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas. A lot.

"I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed. My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father. Had this happened before? I didn't know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment I was in my body, in that horrible truth, and then I slid back into a blackout."

The following year continued to be a fucked up time for Mackenzie. She was fired from One Day at a Time for being addicted to the ooopsy-nono candy and she went to rehab with her father. Mackenzie says their sexual relationship became "consensual." She went on to write, "I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me. One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.' He was completely delusional. No, I thought, we're going to hell for this."

wow. why would you want to tell e'ryone that crunked up shet?

http://www.dlisted.com/

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Mandy Moore: Reflecting on Sudan...

2009-09-21T17:19:00.001-07:00

Mandy Moore: Reflecting on Sudan...

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Beyonce's Smell = $$$ and WAR of FIERCE

2009-09-16T14:15:00.000-07:00

There's big cash in fragrance y'all. As predicted, Beyoncé will have a fragrance by springtime. For the rights to her name, Sasha Fierce is set to earn up to $20 million over the next three years. That is, if she can win the lawsuit that Abercrombie has filed against her -- After Beyoncé announced yesterday that she plans to develop perfume lines, Abercrombie & Fitch sued to prevent the pop star from trademarking her alter-ego, Sasha Fierce. Abercrombie has marketed its own perfume called "Fierce" since 2002. Battle of the Fierceness! Which Fierce will win? A gang of half naked men vs. Jay Z and the House of Dereon. That sounds like a really kickass Bravo Movie of the Week complete with a lot of weave pulling and soulful ballads about perfume spray. Genius.

Speechless.

2009-09-16T09:07:00.001-07:00

Wow. Amazing. Watch. Laugh.

Just goes to show the importance of education.

Chuck Bass, What Did You Do?!!!!

2009-09-14T23:24:00.001-07:00

What the hell is your problem you douchebag penis face? You were given two perfectly good arms by buddha the Christ and you defecated on his gift with these hideous ink crustaceans. For reals yo, not even a Hills star would lick your pits now. Did you go to the valley to get inked? Yes, that's it! You were at CBS Radford in Studio City shooting some scene after which you felt horrendously vacant inside and void of any artistic sensibility so you had to find the nearest Tattoo Parlor! Mistake. Don't get inked in the valley. That's what Britney did, and look what happened to her. That feather adorning your non existent tricep is laced with crazy poison, and next thing we know you'll be shaving your head and hitting paparazzi with umbrellas in your underpants. Can't wait!

Chuck Bass, What Did You Do?!!!!

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La Toya Milkshake

2009-09-14T22:42:00.000-07:00

As I was walking to slam my face into some tasty Fro Yo at Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood, I saw the above madness outside of Millions of Milkshakes. In no way was I going to waste more than the 20 seconds it took to snap 2 photos with my Iphone -sorry folks, no pictures of the tranny La Toya Jackson, aka talentless riding-the-death-of-MJ-coattails, who was getting her own signature milkshake created/named/honored? When you get a milkshake named after yourself, do they put a piece of you in the recipe? What do you think they'll call it? Leave a comment, title the milkshake, visit her webpage, and finally crumble onto the floor holding your bleeding ears while vomiting.

No really, your ears will bleed.

Can Someone Explain?

2009-09-14T15:17:00.000-07:00

Kudos to Neil Patrick Harris for being out as a gay. Double kudos for him hosting the upcoming Emmy awards. But can someone explain what's going on with this cover photo? The caption next to it reads, "Hollywood's First Openly Gay Breakthrough Star".

So, because the caption of the photo relates to his openly gay status, the artistic director of the magazine chose to have him putting lipstick on? Because all gay men wear makeup and dress in drag, right? Or ... wearing lipstick is funny? I don't get it, don't really like it. Come on NPH, please tell us that there's some deeper existential meaning to this picture? Or did you want to make gays look bad?

Facebook Gives Birth to the Retrosexual

2009-09-13T00:50:00.000-07:00

yea yea yea, highschool sweethearts rekindle old romance 20 years later after Facebook reunites. blah blah boring. Sounds like a really bad Sandra Bullock movie.

I just like the word Retrosexual. Good call Clair at Time Magazine.

Facebook Gives Birth to the Retrosexual

Crossbreed kittens are genetically engineered to fuck shit up

2009-09-12T09:11:00.001-07:00

Crossbreed kittens are genetically engineered to fuck shit up

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"Kitten, they created you so you could be a Persian cat without long hair, but what they didn't predict was you sticking your fucking head out of that bed and making a face which is pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen"

Fuck You Penguin is an accurate and hysterical look at stupid cute animals. Brilliant funny times.

I GOT SOUL biatch

2009-09-11T23:32:00.001-07:00

Inspirational Dope Ass remix. Whenever you throw kids in a song, it's a hit:

Kinda Great

2009-09-11T17:35:00.001-07:00

This is kinda funny, and kinda naughty:

http://cursebird.com/

Family Values Gone Wild!! GOP Lawmaker's Graphic Sex-Bragging Caught On Tape

2009-09-09T21:54:00.000-07:00

Lawmakers gone wild! Too candid when speaking into a hot mic, Family Values takes a major blow and douchebags rule!

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values and Prop 8 champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

For instance:
"She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And  so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going  up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Duvall's sophomoric braggadocio, of course, was picked up by the microphone in front of him, and wound up on a tape for the legislature's in-house TV station. From there it was sent to a local news station, KCAL, which ran this full report last night:

According to both KCAL and the OC Weekly, an alternative weekly in Orange County, the woman who wears the "eye-patch underwear" is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, a lobbyist for an energy company, Sempra Energy. Duvall is vice chair of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce.

Hahahaha Stupid dumb shit. Just goes to show that most "Family Values" proponents are hypocritical douchebags. Fatass resigned today.

Fat Girls Riding Bulls

2009-09-08T18:05:00.001-07:00

I really don't want to stoop to this level, so I'm not posting the video here. I'm just giving you the link, so if you want to give in to your prurient interests, your baser nature, then go right ahead and be like the common folk who enjoy watching this type of tomfoolery. I wouldn't even call it humor, I mean honestly! (it does make you smile a tad)

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Videos/LG_Originals/Top_10_Lists/10_Jolliest_Chicks_Who_Ride_Bulls/

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Helpful tips to conceal your boner at the beach

2009-09-08T13:59:00.001-07:00

Summer is not over just yet, there's still some beach fun to be had. And where there is beach, there is boner. Whether you are into guys (totally) or girls, the beach can be very overwhelming for the senses especially if you're a nerd, geek, or computer techie type. These types are only able to see half naked men or women from the screen of their computer (where it is acceptable to have a monster erection). It’s sort of like seeing a lion at the zoo vs seeing one out in the wild.

This public arena can be very dangerous for boners, and very embarrassing, hence the below tips to concealing your weapon:

Dig A Hole In The Sand – At the first signs of giant hard-on some of us tend to panic and roll over immediately. This can be painful if not executed properly. And depending on your shorts, there is a possibility of your little buddy getting a sneak peak of some sun light. Stay calm and dig a small hole where your pelvic region meets your towel. This will allow your yogurt slinger to safely and comfortably retract.

Pretend Like You’re Stretching – Stretching at the beach is commonly practiced, so you won’t have to worry about looking awkward. People will think you’re about to go for a jog or a power swim. Hiding a boner will be the last thing on anybodies mind.

Place Beer Between Legs – If you’re in a situation where you’re in a lawn chair, you may not want to lose your seat. Fear not, this is but a perfect opportunity to crack open another cold beer.

Madonna
If you're at a gay beach, just scream really loud, "OMG Madonna is at this beach!" And point in the opposite direction of your groin, this will cause a mass aversion and you will have time to flip over, grab a towel, or run into the ocean.

Another option at a gay beach would be to have a bag of glitter on hand that you can just throw in the air, all the sparkly things will divert the gays like bugs to a streetlamp.

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When Badminton Was Rad

2009-09-04T10:30:00.000-07:00

no words. just emotions.

Art du Jour: Dan Park Will School You

2009-09-04T10:26:00.001-07:00

Me likey art that makes me feel snarky. I like this piece cause it's kinda tripadelic NY times city street style. Makes me want talk jive like with a swagger like MIA. Colors be muted, style be edited like me newspapah. kick it now.

Legit shit:

Born and raised in Texas, Dan Park had quite the fondness for slingshots and drawing. Since completing a degree at the School of Visual Arts in New York, Park has been busy creating art by night and teaching art by day. Not sure if he still has time for the slingshot.

Park's diverse portfolio covers all bases â€“ syrupy romance to monsters and kidnappings. Also there's some Barack Obama semi-fan-art. Which is a never fail.

More at danparkstudio.com.

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VIDEO: Shoplifting Woman Proves That Yes, You Can Shove A Case Of Beer Up There

2009-09-03T09:25:00.000-07:00

VIDEO: Shoplifting Woman Proves That Yes, You Can Shove A Case Of Beer Up There

Victoria Beckham perplexing, puzzling, sibylline, unclear, unfathomable, ungraspable

2009-09-01T09:11:00.000-07:00

Does anyone know what the hell this commercial is supposed to mean? There are models wearing dresses swinging in doorways and at a bus stop, and some horrendous opera singer is garbling in the background. Then a bus goes by.

I don't know about you, but after I saw this ad, I was like "Holy Shit, Victoria Beckham's clothing line is SO amazingly beautiful, unique, fashionable, trendy and all things luxury! I must rush to Bergdorf and buy nine of them!! Holy shet!"

PSYCHE!

Friday Song Choice. Listen. Love. RaRaRiot

2009-08-28T09:18:00.001-07:00

Save the Axolotl!

2009-08-27T08:19:00.001-07:00

This little guy looks a bit like my alter ego who rides on my shoulder, who I blame for making me snag food from the salad bar while roaming whole foods. It's actually the Mexican Axolotl, and it will soon be extinct! A new survey done in Mexico shows that less than 1,200 Axolotls remain in the wild. The Axolotl can regenerate its body parts, so it's a popular pet, but it's not doing so good in the wild.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

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Grandma Goin' Cut You

2009-08-27T08:09:00.000-07:00

A local news crew went to the Cocoa, FL home of a woman who called the police after finding out her 15-year-old daughter was working at a strip club and they were greeted by a foaming-at-the-mouth grandma with a weapon.

Seinfeld Cast Covers Entertainment Weekly

2009-08-27T08:03:00.001-07:00

The cast reunion of Seinfeld takes the latest cover of Entertainment Weekly with Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), George (Jason Alexander), Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), and Kramer (Michael Richards).

They join old pal Larry David (and Seinfeld co-creator) for the new season of HBO's cult hit Curb Your Enthusiasm.

"It's the anti-reunion reunion," says Julia, "and I'd like to copyright that." Sums up Larry: "This is such a perfect way for us to get together again, because it never would have happened otherwise. Never, ever, ever."

The 7th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm returns on Sunday, September 20th on HBO. The Seinfeld storyline starts with episode 3

Seinfeld Cast Covers Entertainment Weekly

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Lego Stop Motion

2009-08-26T14:06:00.000-07:00

Lego stop-motion | Flabber

I want to have a contest, and the winner gets to make me some lego surprise. How long did it take the nerds to make this brilliance? I likey a lot, but talk about tedious.

LOLs du Jour

2009-08-26T13:42:00.000-07:00

This neighborhood does not want you to poop on the sidewalk

LOLcats meet Ana Wintour:
http://jezebel.com/326159/lolvogue-good-help-is-hard-to-find

Trailer Parks should be federally honored for their comical relief. Check out the 12 second mark: woman pushing the other in boobs:
http://www.wcco.com/video/?id=65576@wcco.dayport.com

Richmond Thanks Rihanna's Face

2009-08-26T08:07:00.000-07:00

My brother lives in Richmond, Virginia, as do my parents sometimes. So it was with much gratitude and joy when I heard that Chris Brown will be spending 6 months cleaning their city! This Christmas when I go visit my brother in the ghetto, there may be less graffiti and trash on the streets. David, one year older than me, has a heart for the less fortunate and enjoys being of service to the needy, hence his move to the Churchill district.

Chris Brown will spend 1,400 hours removing graffiti and washing cars for assaulting Rihanna. Brown, 20, was formally sentenced in a Los Angeles courtroom Tuesday to six months of community labor in Virginia after he pleaded guilty in June to one count of felony assault against Rihanna, 21. Brown’s six-month labor sentence will be supervised by the chief of police in Richmond, Va. who wrote to the judge that Brown would perform graffiti removal, cleaning and maintaining grounds, and washing cars.

Oh, snap, David -- go get your car washed by a hip hop star! Maybe Chris Brown can sing while mowing your lawn as well.

Thanks for taking one for the team Rihanna, much love, Richmond Virginia...

-- Virginia is not just for Lovers

KICKASS Music Du Jour: Fannius

2009-08-25T17:29:00.001-07:00

Oh Fan. I'm a Fan of Fan. Fannius is to music what vibrators are to lonely stay-at-home moms: A jolt of pleasureful rhythm writhing an otherwise lifeless body.

I say that cause I've experienced it. The Viper Room still quakes with my shakes...I mean my ass folks, I'm a dancing machine.

Fan is a chick who raps. Yet she's still poppy and sugar-coated in a black licorice kind of way, delivering delicious groove tracks that make all the gays and straights cheer. Feast your ears on this:

Fannius, formerly fan_3, earned her first platinum record at age 15, and a day after her 16th birthday, fan was signed to Geffen Records. Although her tracks were used in a number of film and TV projects, the label never did figure out how to market the white, female, teenage rapper they had signed, and after 2 years, she left to pursue new projects.

Working with a coterie of top producers and co-writers with whom she's met over the years, the new material is coming fast and furious. Typically for Fan, its fresh, smart, and different. "Girlfriend", and her caustically hilarious take on the biz, "Major Label Blues" are just a few of the new ones that you should check out.

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Music Video Du Jour

2009-08-22T19:49:00.001-07:00

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear from Gabe Askew on Vimeo.

Creator Gabe Askew: "I chose the song 'Two Weeks' by my favorite band Grizzly Bear because it inspired me. Even though the video is about two men, I connected the lyrics to my own relationship with my wife. It took about four months of after-work time and weekends. I would estimate it to be about four work weeks. The lyrics, to me, told the story of a relationship where one person is uncertain of the others loyalty. You get sucked up into the daily grind and forget to tell the one you love how you feel. They get insecure and worry that you aren't committed. And the line 'I told you I would stay' is like a battle cry for fighting to keep your relationship together when it seems to be on the brink."

Barney Frank Confronts Woman At Town Hall Comparing Obama To Hitler

2009-08-20T07:04:00.001-07:00

Barney Frank Confronts Woman At Town Hall Comparing Obama To Hitler

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Walmart, CVS, Best Buy, GMAC Among 8 Major Companies To Pull Ads From Glenn Beck Show

2009-08-20T07:01:00.001-07:00

Walmart, Best Buy, CVS, and GMAC are among eight major advertisers that have confirmed pulling their advertising from Fox News' "Glenn Beck" program in light of his comments that President Obama is a racist.

Walmart, CVS, Best Buy, GMAC Among 8 Major Companies To Pull Ads From Glenn Beck Show

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Insanewiches

2009-08-18T21:07:00.001-07:00

Insanewiches is a new fave blog about crunk sandwich sculptures. Scope 'em out bitches. I would like to see a sandwich of cheetos in the shape of Brit's ass please.

WTF Alert: Dark Carnival of the Soul: Gathering of the Juggalos 2009

2009-08-18T20:10:00.000-07:00

Artist Derek Erdman is as fascinated as I am with the animal species known as the Greater North American Juggalo.
Juggalo is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idiom, slang, and characteristics.

These party people are Off the Heezy for sure. I want to hire them to go to work with me for a day, and just chillax in the office.

Wow.

Derek Erdman who shot the above video is also known for this fine painting titled "Fortunate Teens Party With Morrissey", 1994.

Mad Men Goes Gay

2009-08-18T10:13:00.000-07:00

And it's amazing, check the last shot....

J-Pop! Japanese Pop

2009-08-16T21:40:00.001-07:00

Is this person female or male?

Happy Birthday Cam Gigandet

2009-08-16T12:04:00.001-07:00

Since I never saw Twilight, I'm just learning about this firestarter.

Born 27 years ago in Tacoma, Washington, Cam Gigandet no idea that a little movie called Twilight would change is career forever.

To say Cam's career has taken off is an understatement. Gigandet has nine films either in the can or in post and pre-production.

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Kfed is Fat

2009-08-15T09:34:00.000-07:00

So you can probably tell from my posts lately, that I'm not really caring about celebs that much. So you may already know this, but I didn't know KFed got so fat. Holy shet betch, he's a porker, gahd, take that brit brit money and get some lipo you douche.

If You Have Not Seen These Ten Things on the InternetWebs -- You Are Most Likely Mentally Challenged or Old Like Grandmas

2009-08-11T21:22:00.000-07:00

I am poking fun at myself in the title of this post, for I have not seen these youtube and internet gems before, but now I have, and I'm better for it, and I laugh lots of funny hahas.

1) Grape Stomp Lady

2) Family Guy Grape Stomp

3) Charlie Bit Me Again

4) Post Secret

5) Mentos and Diet Coke

6) Whoo Whoo

7) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

8) The Pet Penguin

9) The Hawaii Chair

10) Flea Market Montgomery

And for all y'all that clicked on number 6, here's a dope-ass remix:

Do Not Click Here

Art du Jour!

2009-08-11T20:55:00.000-07:00

Photography that will make you long for a sweaty palm in your hand and a fizzy bev in your face. Sweet and touching night photography. See More

Kickass trick photo by Faith-Ann Young via Mr. Timberlake (his link has the trick part)

Chris Matthews To Town Hall Protestor: Why Did You Bring A "God Damn Gun" To A Presidential Event? (VIDEO)

2009-08-11T17:44:00.001-07:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Chris Matthews To Town Hall Protestor: Why Did You Bring A "God Damn Gun" To A Presidential Event? (VIDEO)

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2009-08-11T16:26:00.001-07:00

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Laptop Catching ButtCrack

2009-08-11T16:09:00.000-07:00

This guy is definitely training to be American's biggest gay bottom boy. I mean, his asshole must really be sore from catching all those laptop computers. Is this what track kids are doing in highschool these days? Catching things with their butts? Geesh, I played the wrong sport as a teen. They are having way too much fun catching things in their butt. wow.

Garbage Patch Kids

2009-08-09T19:49:00.001-07:00

Technically speaking, a gyre is any manner of swirling vortex. It is often used to describe large-scale wind or ocean currents. Well this gyre, called the Garbage Patch, has swirled together a gigantic mass of trash. Kind of like Paris Hilton's snatch...

Roughly the size of Texas and containing about 3.5 million tons of trash, the North Pacific Gyre is the biggest of these oceanic garbage dumps and can be found floating midway between Hawaii and San Francisco.

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35 Stunning Elevator Advertisements

2009-08-09T09:49:00.000-07:00

Dope!

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Mr. GaGa

2009-08-07T17:51:00.000-07:00

Is it true? Is she a hermaphrodite? After a revealing video on youtube showing a bulge in her panties, there was an unattributed quote underneath saying:

"It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal."

Rumor or Truth? You Decide. I say she's an alien.

Hot Cop Kiss.

2009-08-07T17:44:00.001-07:00

I need to start watching Daytime! Dayum. Did I really just say Dayum? I swear I don't talk like that in real life, it's all a facade, a blogger personality, I sah-wear. Dayum Gurl. See there I go again.... damnit.

R.I.P. John Hughes

2009-08-06T22:30:00.000-07:00

A true film making legend. Never has any director come close to having such a perfect finger on the pulse of Teen/Pop Culture. RIP Old friend.. You will Never be forgotten

John Hughes never patronized teens or pandered to his audience. Teenage angst was serious stuff in his movies. Whether it was agony over the prom, detention or social cliques, he always treated his characters with such sympathy. That's why i'll never tire of watching john hughes movies. and the soundtracks ALWAYS rocked.

Let The Google Billboard Spoof Videos Begin

2009-08-03T15:31:00.001-07:00

The massive Google billboard campaign underway now to promote Google Apps is the best spoof opportunity since the comic book announcing Google Chrome last year

Let The Google Billboard Spoof Videos Begin

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Monday Funday

2009-08-03T08:07:00.000-07:00

Some enjoyable things to make your Monday less dreadful.

Two typographers ( Pierre & Damien / plmd.me ) and a pro race pilot (Stef van Campenhoudt) collaborated to design a font with a car.
The car movements were tracked using a custom software, designed by interactive artist Zachary Lieberman. ( openframeworks.cc )

Download the font here: nl.toyota.be/iqfont

iQ font - When driving becomes writing / Full making of from wireless on Vimeo.

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(Insert City name) Daily Photo : really cool way to travel outside your cubicle from your cubicle

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HIDEOUS BITCH Du Jour

What Dlisted has to say about this talentless hack

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Check out this Hilarious Advice Column

Taylor Swift featuring T Pain : Thug Story

2009-07-29T00:13:00.001-07:00

Holy Mother of David Koresh, Jesus please take the wheel -- are you F-ing kidding me right now? Taylor Swift did a track with T Pain called Thug Story??!!!?
She attempts rapping, sounds like a 13 year old girl doing karaoke after the big game, and says things like "I knit a sweater yo" The song ends when she gets mad at T Pain for bleeping her when she didn't swear. Just in case Jay Z's attempts fail, I think this track officially confirms the death of the Auto Tuner.

Taylor Swift |MTV Music

LeAnn Rimes Confirms Split From Gay Husband

2009-07-29T00:06:00.001-07:00

The singer spoke acknowledged what everyone knew during her performance at the Deer Valley Music Festival in Utah on Saturday night.
Leann told the crowd, “You know, I think that you will all really be able to relate to this next song in your lives. You probably know it’s inevitable that in a relationship, sometimes you will have your heart broken at some point,” She forgot to mention that gays don't like pink tacos, and not having your spouse feast on your delight will drive you to cheat.

The separation news comes days after Eddie Cibrian’s wife left him over the reported affair with LeAnn.

LeAnn Rimes Confirms Split From Gay Husband

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One is Lezbionic, One is Technotronic

2009-07-28T23:55:00.001-07:00

Everyone loves a scandal betwix 2 divas! Listen to these two songs side by side...omfgih y'all, someone done rip someone off! Actually the writer, cutie pie Ryan Tedder from One Republic, whose music I for totes spoon with, is apparently the one to blame. Kelly's song written first, Beyonce's released first. You do the math: I don't think One Republic cutie pie would be so dumb, he's laughing all the way to the bank, I think the scandal is great for him... and I bet Beyonce heard Kelly's first, and was all "I want that shit! And I'm goin' drop it first" And then she flipped her hair and walked out the do'. And Ryan is no Jay Z... so you don't say no to Beyonce, you just don't cause Jay Z is gonna come along and sick some thugs on your skinny white ass and you'll be writing music for Eskimos and Sarah Palin up in Alaska. See everyone knows that Clarkson is known to throw a fit at a label or two, and so you can slide a fast one on her, she'll just talk smack in interviews and point fingers. Me likey long time.

Crystal Castles - Air War

2009-07-21T20:54:00.001-07:00

Crystal Castles - Air War

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It's Official: Lady GaGa is F*cking Nuts

2009-07-21T15:17:00.000-07:00

What? Wait, am I awake? Is she really wearing... no. This can't be. I'm running far far away from it all. I can't .....

Coca Cola gets DIRTY

2009-07-20T08:26:00.000-07:00

Coca-Cola tries hard to project a wholesome, all american, image, in its US advertising. However its German ad agency doesn't seem to have gotten the memo as this almost NSFW Sprite ad shows.

That only kinda makes me want to drink Sprite. The real equivalent to what they're portraying doesn't taste that good to be honest... ahh,I get it, maybe that's what the Germans are getting at: women would rather drink Sprite than Semen. Yes, German Coca Cola executives you are correct, Sprite tastes better than ejaculate.

You've been Rick Rolled with Teen Spirit

2009-07-20T08:21:00.001-07:00

Hot Sounds of the Summer that I is Pouring in My Eardrums

2009-07-19T10:17:00.001-07:00

holler Bitches, your soul will strum along with the guitar of these dope tracks, they be illin' up the fresh resort. Play it on!

This Kid Is Going Places

2009-07-15T23:43:00.001-07:00

This was his senior project in art school. Nice work stud. Me likey stop motion.